Glorified Car Washer

Season 01

The originals.

These dynamic designs represent the foundation of our merch lineup. Each illustration crafted for those who live for clean finishes and dialed-in results.

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Designed in Milwaukee.

Built For Your Industry

Designed by people who understand the industry to reflect the culture and mindeset behind the craft.

Quality You Can Feel

Printed on premium cotton, with a focus on durability and comfort.

Payment Processes You Can Trust

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